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I love those guys that come out with insightful tips on the day of the Melbourne Cup. The guys that let you know that So You Think won’t be up for the longer distance and that the field is too big and that she’ll get boxed in on the last length and that the fucking handicap will something something. I see you there all day posting on Facebook about Bob Marley lyrics and how you went and saw Eat Love Pray and now want to study Buddhism. You know absolutely nothing about horse races do you? You quickly logged onto foxsports before lunch, grabbed some tips and feel as if the world needs to know about your 2nd hand insights on how some stupid American horse with his cheese eating surrender monkey jockey are going to win.

I wish I didn’t hate you so much that I couldn’t take your advice. Please dont start liking NOFX or I’ll be fucked.

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Written by Michael Beveridge

November 4, 2010 at 2:12 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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